Carlie.
16.
Georiga.
Bisexual.
Fuck them, and be with who you love.
Don't be shy. (;

 

Long list of things you'll never ask me.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

7. What happened tonight?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

9. Is confidence cute?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

18. The last time you felt broken?

19. Have you had sex today?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

21. Are you in a good mood?

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

34. Listening to?

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

49. Do you dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65. Nike or Adidas?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74. What is your favorite book?

75. Do you study better with or without music?

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

79. What was the last concert you saw?

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

82. Favorite type of cookie?

83. Can you swim well?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85. Are you patient?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

92. Do you want to get married?

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

life-in-the-nerd-world:


this is the best thing I have ever read.

I felt detached from my body as I read that. A large part of me just flew…

life-in-the-nerd-world:

this is the best thing I have ever read.

I felt detached from my body as I read that. A large part of me just flew…

(Source: so-many-words-and-no-action)

best-of-funny:

cocaine-and-insulin:

girlfights:

That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen

Agreed. If this was a black school, the entire student body would have been circled around those girls in a millisecond, there would have been an hour of trash talk and one person would get three punches in before security pretended like they cared

X

Not a fuck was given that day by the girl in the orange shirt.

best-of-funny:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

X

b-lynninja:

livingthroughgrace:

normalitysafallacy:

normalitysafallacy:

Guys it got better


OMG


Ah, the Ohio Nerdfighters facebook group is a beautiful place.

Brilliance, all of it.

b-lynninja:

livingthroughgrace:

normalitysafallacy:

normalitysafallacy:

Guys it got better
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OMG

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Ah, the Ohio Nerdfighters facebook group is a beautiful place.

Brilliance, all of it.

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy